February 2012
I fell off my board did a flip thing and now I need stitches in my elbow. Who had a great day?
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
When my girlfriends mom walks in her room and is like are you talking to your girlfriend?
omg. She knows about us, agagsahdfahgga.
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
tomainstreambro:
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
LOL
commanderinqueef:
“nothing is more addictive than the internet” i said as i shot heroin and slapped my arm
